Poor People Are Ruining Our Economy

In recent news, much of the blame for the housing market crash has been placed on greedy bankers and incompetant government. A shocking new discovery has revealed a far more sinister entity, that is ultimately responsible for this mess we are in. Poor people. A new and unbiased study has now revealed that the housing market crash may actually be due to poor people not paying their bills. These alleged poor people, most likely bent on the destruction of America, were eager to get the money. Yet refused to pay up! According to undisclosed sources, they did not act alone. Reportedly, an accomplice was overheard saying, "Every American has the right to home ownership, no matter how much money they make!." This statement is soo scary, if the poor people take over, economic depression is a certainty. Be on the lookout! This could be one of the poor people that caused the housing market crash.